Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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