Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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