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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt