- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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