- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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