whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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