Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

the WNBA

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

a woman votes!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Neil is a reterd.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

feminists.

a jew walks out of a furnace

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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