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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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