- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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