why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

CHORGLUND

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Anti Joke

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