Female rights.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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what goes boo a sock

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What do you call a black man? Black

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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politically correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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