- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Neil Lewis

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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