- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Homonyms should be band.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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