- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Alex Gedrose.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

This is a joke. Laugh!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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