What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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