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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

stuarts mum

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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