wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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