- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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