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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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