- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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