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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Whats two plus two? Miles

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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