Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

im @ work, LOL.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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