- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

have safe sex

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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