-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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