- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

I work at jcpenny

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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