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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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