What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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