Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Homonyms should be band.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Anti Joke

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