- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock knock

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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