- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

you will like this because i am black.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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