- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Womans baksetball...

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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