what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

matt has ebola...funny right!?

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Cleveland winning something

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yock

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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