- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A blonde walked into a bar.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Bacon is delcious.

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