- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist