I am a women

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

I regret everything.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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