- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

I once did something.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Sam Hengal.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's green and blue? yellow

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