A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

YOU

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

minorities.....

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

knock knock go away!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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