- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what do gay people eat?? food

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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