A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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