Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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retard

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Your adopted.....

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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