- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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