- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

women's rights

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Black people

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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