- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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