What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Roses are red.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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