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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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