- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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