Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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