Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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c-? men, C-men

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Walnut

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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