- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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