- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Neil is a reterd.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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