whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Anti Joke

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