Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

weston cage

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Where are you going Your house

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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