- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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