- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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