A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Joke

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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stuarts mum

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