Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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