Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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