- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Banana Hamock.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

"Knock knock." "No."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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