why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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no really what are ur names?

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What's a joke? Funny

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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