- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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