- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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