- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Get on your knees Ho

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

david weres the slug gone

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Penis.

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