- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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