- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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