What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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