Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Samraj.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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