- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Women's rights...

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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