What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Women's rights

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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