- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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