Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Wright flyer

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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