Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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