Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Women's rights

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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