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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Sarah Palin

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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