- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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