Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Scott Gomez

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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