- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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