- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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