One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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mark lawson likes boys

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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