Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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GONNA

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This is not a joke

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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