Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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You bumder!

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Katy Perry

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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