Women's professional sports

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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