A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Women's professional sports

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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