- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Choir.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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