I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

for keeps?

sky's sty

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Knock knock Shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

If you were a cactus, why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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