You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Rick santorum

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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what do gay people eat?? food

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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