Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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<=3 penis

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

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