your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

split your ass cheek

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Q. who's george porchy?

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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