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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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