Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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