knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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I dont have a girlfriend

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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