Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

tommy is retared

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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