a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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A sober Irish individual.

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