- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

A sober Irish individual.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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